Pulp Fiction (1994)

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: John Travolta, Samuel L Jackson, Uma Thurman, Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer
Certificate: 18
Genre: Crime Gangster
Awards: Best Screenplay

Pulp Fiction is a load of stories with different characters that somehow connect. Vincent Vega (Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Jackson) are two mob hit men who work for the Crime lord  Marsellus Wallace (Rhames). Marsellus also allows Vincent to look after his wife Mia (Thurman) when he is not around. Butch Coolidge (Willis) is a boxer who has been bribed by Wallace to lose his fight but when he wins he and Wallace face something neither of them wanted (shudder).  Finally, there are two robbers (Roth & Plummer) trying to rob a restaurant.

Pulp Fiction is an extremely good film and reminds me a lot of Sin City ( I know Sin City was made afterwards but I saw it first). Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta are a brilliant comedy pair and it leaves very good impressions for my first Tarantino film.

******Genious

Pulp Fiction Trailer

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Elijah Wood, Sean Austin, Ian Mckellan, Viggo Mortensen, Andy Serkis, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys- Davies, Bernard Hill, Dominic Monaghan, Miranda Otto, Billy Boyd, Christopher Lee, Karl Urban, David Wenham
Certificate: 12
Genre: Fantasy
Awards:  Best Sound, Best effects.

The Two Towers is the second film in The Lord Of The Rings trilogy and takes place after the breaking of the fellowship. Frodo (Wood) and Sam (Austin) are trying to get to Mordor to destroy the ring but they can't get there so when they find Gollum (Serkis), they use him as a guide but they get caught by Boromir's brother, Faramir (Wenham). Aragorn (Mortensen), Legolas (Bloom) and Gimli (Rhys-Davies) are tracking down the Uruk hai  that have captured merry (Monaghen) and Pippen (Boyd) but meet Gandalph (Mckellan) instead. They then go to Rohan to help  King Theodan (Hill) protect his land from orks. But Theoden has been possesed by Saruman (Lee) and tricked by his servant wormtail (Dourif)-Who wants his niece Eowyn (Otto)- to banish his nephew Eomer (Urban) and all the soldiers loyal to Rohan.

The Two Towers is a good film with much more action than The Fellowship but I find it the least interesting of the three. The new character, Gollum is first seen in this film and he has become one of the most famous film characters ever like Darth Vader and Mr Spock.

****Good

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Trailer

Alien 3 (1992)

Director: David Fincher
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Charles S. Dutton, Charles Dance
Certificate: 18
Genre: Horror Sci Fi
Awards: None

After the events of Aliens, Ellen Ripley  (Weaver) crash lands on a prison planet where the criminals have turned to god to save them. Nobody seems to like Ripley but the doctor Clemens (Dance) and the convict Dillon (Dutton) but they all have to work together as yet another alien has come onto this planet to haunt Ripley again.

Alien 3 is not as good as the first two and there is something in the beginning that happens that I do not like but it is watchable and has some good action and horror sequences.

***Okay

Alien 3 Trailer

Eat Prey Love (2010)

Director: Ryan Murphy
Starring:  Julia Roberts, Javier Bardem, Billy Crudup, James Franco
Certificate: PG
Genre:  Romance
Awards: None

Oh dear. After Wild Child I did not think i would be reviewing another film like this so soon. I have been putting off this review for so long that I've got about 20 to do after this that are actually good like Pulp Fiction and Lethal Weapon.  Eat Prey Love is a story about a writer called Liz Gilbert (Roberts) who is married to a man named Stephen (Crudup) but leaves him for another man named David Piccolo (Franco) but gets tired of him as well and goes to Rome, India and some other place i can't remember where she meets yet another man, Felipe (Bardem), and starts a relationship with him.

Eat Prey Love has got to be the most boring film I have ever seen. even Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was better than this. But i must say again that I am not the target audience of this film so if you like films such as Mama Mia and Wild Child then you should give it an extra star. Which Still means rubbish!

- A complete waste of time

Eat Pray Love Trailer

Rango (2011)

Director: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Ned Beatty, Bill Nighy
Certificate: PG
Genre: Western Animation
Awards: Best animation

Rango is the first film that i have seen that is technically in 2011 as although The Kings Speech and True Grit were also out this year they were in the 2010 Oscars. Rango (Depp) is a lizard who has lived a lonely life inside a tank but when he is accidentally dropped into the dessert his life is completely altered. He meats a girl named beans (Fisher) and they travel to a town named Dirt. Dirt has a problem though, all the water has disappeared and Rango must find out who is behind it but he has to get past some deadly foes including the mayor (Beatty) and Rattlesnake Jake (Nighy).

Rango is an enjoyable family film and funny at times. It even has an animated Clint Eastwood. It is of course nothing compared to the other spaghetti westerns but nobody was expecting it to even come close to them.

****Good

Rango Trailer

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)

Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian Mckellen, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Austin, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean,  John Rhys-Davies, Dominic Monaghen, Billy Boyd,  Ian Holme, Christopher Lee, Liv Tyler, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett
Certificate: 12
Genre: Fantasy
Awards: Best Cinematography, Best Effects, Best Make-up, Best Music

For those of you who live on mars TLOTR:TFOTR is a fantasy film about a ring that belonged to a dark lord named Sauron who was defeated by Ilsildor who took the ring but was killed by Orks. The ring was found by Gollem who lost it to a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins ( Holme). Bilbo has now given the ring to his nephew Frodo (Wood) but Sauron has returned and wants his ring back because it is a magic ring. So the wizard Gandalph (Mckellen) sends Frodo and his trusty friend Sam (Austin) to rivendale (that's probably not how you spell it) to find out what to do with the ring. Gandalph goes to his master, Saruman (Lee), but he has turned evil while Frodo and Sam are helped by two other hobbits named pippen (Boyd) and Merry (Monaghen) and the heir to the kingdom Aragorn (Mortensen). Frodo is injured by the evil Ringraiths and is helped by the elf Arwen (Tyler) who is Aragorns girlfriend. Thet reach Rivendale and meet Elrond (Weaving) who is Arwen's father and lord of Rivendale. He sends Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippen, Aragorn and Gandalph to destroy the ring with the help of an elf named Legolas (Bloom), A dwarf named Gimli (Rhys-Davies) and the son to the steward of Aragorn's kingdom Boromir (Bean). They have to overcome even worse fears here such as a balrog and Saruman's Orks but they meet some nice elves such as Galadriel (Blanchett) so it's not all bad.

As complicated as the plot is, it is still one of the greatest films of all time and if you have not seen it you must see it right now. It is my second Favorite film of all time after Inception and is the most famous fantasy film ever. The acting is much better than it is in star wars and the scale of the film is just epic.

***** Brilliant

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the ring trailer

Wild Child (2008)

Director: Nick Moore
Starring: Emma Roberts, Alex Pettyfer, Georgia King.
Certificate: 12
Genre: Comedy
Awards: None

UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Americans, please stop making films showing us British as Tea drinking idiots who hunt for pheasant every day. Wild Child is one of these god awful films that portray the British in this such way.  The plot consists of Poppy (Roberts) -who is obviously, a wild child- being sent to English boarding school so that it will sort out her behavior. There she meets some friends and enemies, tries to get expelled by dating the headmistresses son (Pettyfer), finds out her dead mother went to the same school, cries, gets framed by enemy (King) and saves the day.

To be fair i'm not the targeted audience for Wild Child and the people I was watching it with loved it. (No i don't watch Chick Flicks on my own because i'm not sad). All the same I hated it. I'm off to watch The Lord Of The Rings to get rid of the horrible memories of this film.

*Rubbish

wild child trailer

The Italian Job (1969)

Director: Peter Collinson
Starring: Michael Caine, Noel Coward, Benny Hill
Certificate: PG
Genre: Crime Action Comedy
Awards: None

If your looking for the 2003 version of The Italian Job then you must be stupid as it says 1969 at the top but also because I would never watch a film that looks as bad as that. Today we're talking about a British Classic, not a pointless Hollywood remake. The Italian Job (the only one!) is about Charlie Croker (Caine), a small time crook who wants to steal a gold shipment in Turin by creating a traffic jam. Mr Bridger (Coward) has supplied the money and Croker has also taken on professor Simon Peach (Hill) to plan the scientific things.

If this film had not been made then films such as Oceons 11 and perhaps even Inception may not have been made. This is a classic British film with brilliant actors.

*****Brilliant

The Italian Job Trailer